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Stupid thieves steal fake cell phones!

2009-07-12T18:06:00.000-07:00

Call it the case of the dead cells - both telephones and the ones in the brain. Employees at a Telefonica Movistar cell-phone store in Morelia, Mexico say they arrived Tuesday morning to find that the store had been broken into.

An examination of the shop revealed the only items missing were hollow replica phones for display that are completely useless for making calls.

Employees say the clueless thieves overlooked real cell phones and cash in another part of the shop.

Store owners nonetheless reported the theft to local police, who are investigating.

Woman charged for stealing friend's birthday gifts.

2009-07-12T17:58:00.001-07:00

Golden Gate woman was arrested Wednesday after deputies say she stole $850 worth of presents given to a friend during a birthday party.

According to Sheriff’s reports, Taylor Chee Walls, 18, 303 Burnt Pine Drive, went to Ryan Fibble’s house 3354 Timberwood Circle, on June 18, to help celebrate his birthday.

Walls asked if she could spend the night and Fibble agreed.

Reports said that when Fibble woke up the next morning, he found that Walls and all of his birthday gifts— including $300 cash— were missing from his home.

Fibble finally contacted the Sheriff’s Office, after he learned Walls dropped off an Adidas bag full of the stolen gifts, minus the $300, in the driveway of another friend’s house.

Sheriff’s officials said Walls also sent Fibble a text message on Tuesday, offering to repay him the stolen $300. She sent another one later that same day rescinding her offer, according to reports. Collier deputies located Walls at her home Wednesday.

Walls, 303 Burnt Pine Drive, was charged her with grand theft, a felony.

Woman sitting in a bathroom accidentally shot at.

2009-07-11T20:04:00.000-07:00

Authorities said a bullet from a gun that was accidentally dropped injured a Tampa woman sitting in a bathroom stall. Police said the bullet hit 53-year-old Janifer Bliss in the lower left leg. She was taken to a hospital with minor injuries.

Bliss was sitting on the toilet in a hotel bathroom when a woman in the next stall accidentally let her handgun slip out of her waist holster. The weapon discharged when it hit the ground.

Police said the gun belonged to a 56-year-old woman who has a concealed weapons permit.

The case has been referred to the State Attorney's Office to determine if any charges will be filed.

Golf sentenced to 1 1/2 years in jail for bashing up his friend.

2009-07-10T18:01:00.000-07:00

A golfer has been sentenced to 1 1/2 years in prison for bashing another player over the head with a 6-iron during a fight over slow play. The 34-year-old man, Nicholas Jay Shampine, had been convicted of assault in King County Superior Court.

At Thursday's sentencing, he said he was sorry, but also claimed he was defending his brother in the clash a year ago between two groups of golfers.

The victim, 45-year-old James Compton, says he still has memory loss and headaches.

Man tries to rundown wife, crashes.

2009-07-10T17:53:00.000-07:00

A man accused of trying to run down his wife with a dump truck faces charges of domestic violence and reckless conduct with a dangerous weapon. The Portland Press Herald said a 40-year-old man and his wife had been drinking at a friend's house on Wednesday. The woman told Cumberland County Sheriff's deputies that the two started to argue, and she left the house with her dog.

Authorities said the man allegedly drove at his wife with his dump truck, missed, went off the road and crashed into some trees. The man fled on foot, but police said they were able to find him at another house.

Two people arrested for stealing skunk from a pet store.

2009-07-09T23:04:00.000-07:00

Authorities arrested two people connected to the theft of a baby skunk from a pet store. The Sarasota County Sheriff's Office reported that the skunk was stolen Wednesday from Animal Crackers Pet Store. The animal was valued at $400.

Deputies said they arrested 21-year-old man on Thursday when he tried to return the skunk to the store. Deputies also picked up 20-year-old woman while she was at work.

The man, who deputies said actually stole the skunk, was charged with grand theft, and the woman was charged with accessory to grand theft.

42 tons of trash removed from a property.

2009-07-08T18:04:00.000-07:00

A father and son are facing almost $20,000 in fees and fines after New York authorities said they removed about 42 tons of trash from their property. Brookhaven Town officials said they took away tires, car parts, hoses and other trash - about 85,000 pounds in all - piled up on a residential lot in Mastic Beach on eastern Long Island.

The site on Daisy Drive also has a single-family home, where John W. Mallgren and his son, John R. Mallgren, live.

Authorities said the Mallgrens will have to pay $8,742 for removal of the trash, which filled 10 garbage trucks. They also face fines. The house was condemned last month.

Neither Mallgren could immediately be reached for comment.

Couple get into fight and use Cheetos to assault one another.

2009-07-07T17:50:00.000-07:00

Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.

According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.

Man calls 9-1-1 to complain about McDonalds delivery.

2009-07-04T03:15:00.000-07:00

Calling 9-1-1 from McDonald's to complain about your hamburger order, will get you a warning.

Call repeatedly, and you'll be eating in a cop car.

Listen to an edited version of the call here:

That's what happened to 23-year-old Jeremy Lloyd Martin early Friday after he allegedly called Clackamas County dispatchers several times, saying an employee at the McDonald's on Southeast 82nd Avenue at Sunnyside Road near the Clackamas Town Center had robbed him of $8 for not fulfilling his order correctly.

Martin said he gave the worker $10, but only got one burger and fries.

Martin was repeatedly warned by dispatchers that he could get arrested for misusing 9-1-1, but he did not back down.

He threatened to sue if a cop didn't arrive.

Martin got his wish and was arrested, charged with improper use of a 9-1-1 system.

Haha! What an iDiOT!

2009-07-01T07:05:00.000-07:00

A spokeswoman for the city of Suffolk, Va., says a burglar accidentally took his own picture with a victim's cell phone while robbing an area home.

City spokeswoman Debbie George said in a statement police are looking for the individual captured in a photograph taken by a cell phone belonging to an area homeowner this month, the Newport News (Va.) Daily Press reported Monday.

George said it appeared the male suspect had been attempting to make a phone call during the home break-in and accidentally captured his own image using the device's camera function.

The unidentified suspect fled the scene, leaving the phone and its incriminating photo behind, George added.

Information regarding the identity of the photogenic criminal could be worth up to $1,000 for tipsters if their clues result in his arrest, the Daily Press reported.

Man deposits drugs in bank.

2009-06-27T11:32:00.000-07:00

Authorities said a man using the drive-through at a Tallahassee bank deposited $200 and a small bag containing marijuana and cocaine. Police said an employee at the Wachovia Bank called police Wednesday after the unusual deposit. An officer arrested a 38-year-old man and found the remnants of three marijuana cigarettes inside his vehicle.

The man was charged with drug possession and later released on $3,000 bail.

It's not clear why the man included the drugs with his deposit.

The secret about bar codes revealed!

2009-06-22T07:15:00.000-07:00

If the origin of what you buy is important to you, may I suggest that you write down on a card (the size of your credit card) and keep in your wallet, the following information.

Since no one is willing to share this information , I'm grateful for the person who dug it up, and passed it along. If we don't write it down and keep it, the information will simply blow through our brains, doing NO good.

Up to YOU:

The whole world is concerned about China made 'black hearted goods'. Can you differentiate which one is made in Canada, Philippines, Taiwan or China?

The first 3 digits of the barcode is the country code wherein the product was made.

Sample: All barcodes that start at 690 - 695 are all MADE IN CHINA. 471 is Made in Taiwan

Government and related departments won't educate the public. Therefore, we have to educate ourselves.

Nowadays, Chinese businessmen know that consumers do not prefer products 'Made in China', so they don't show from which country it is made.

However, you may now refer to the barcode, remember if the first 3 digitsare: 690-695 then it is Made in China.

BARCODES

00 ~ 13 USA & CANADA
30 ~ 37 FRANCE
40 ~ 44 GERMANY
49 ~ JAPAN
50 ~ UK
57 ~ Denmark
64 ~ Finland
76 ~ Switzerland and Lienchtenstein
471 ~ Taiwan
480 ~ Philippines
628 ~ Saudi-Arabien
629 ~ United Arab Emirates
690 ~ 695 China
740 ~ 745 Central America

Weirdest airport names in the world!

2009-06-15T17:54:00.000-07:00

A Scotland-based Web site has published a list of the world's "weirdest" airport names, including the Mafia, Moron and Pickle Lake Airports.

Skyscanner.net, which specializes in cheap flights, picked Turkey's Batman Airport as its "favorite" name for a hub, followed by Useless Loop Airport in Australia, Black Tickle Airport in Canada, Mafia Airport in Tanzania and Moron Airport in Mongolia.

The Web site also listed airports with names that could be taken as offensive, including Japan's Fukui Airport, Nepal's Dang Airport, Pratt Airport in the United States and Ponce Airport in Puerto Rico.

Coca-cola once contained cocaine!

2009-06-10T23:18:00.000-07:00

Coca-Cola was named back in 1885 for its two "medicinal" ingredients: extract of coca leaves and kola nuts. Just how much cocaine was originally in the formulation is hard to determine, but the drink undeniably contained some cocaine in its early days. Frederick Allen describes the public attitude towards cocaine that existed as Coca-Cola's developers worked on perfecting their formula in 1891:

The first stirrings of a national debate had begun over the negative aspects of cocaine, and manufacturers were growing defensive over charges that use of their products might lead to "cocainism" or the "cocaine habit". The full-throated fury against cocaine was still a few years off, and Candler and Robinson were anxious to continue promoting the supposed benefits of the coca leaf, but there was no reason to risk putting more than a tiny bit of coca extract in their syrup. They cut the amount to a mere trace.

Allen also explains that cocaine continued to be an ingredient in the syrup in order to protect the trade name "Coca-Cola":

But neither could Candler take the simple step of eliminating the fluid extract of coca leaves from the formula. Candler believed that his product's name had to be descriptive, and that he must have at least some by-product of the coca leaf in the syrup (along with some kola) to protect his right to the name Coca-Cola. Protecting the name was critical. Candler had no patent on the syrup itself. Anyone could make an imitation. But no one could put the label "Coca-Cola" on an imitation so long as Candler owned the name. The name was the thing of real value, and the registered trademark was its only safeguard. Coca leaves had to stay in the syrup.

How much cocaine was in that "mere trace" is impossible to say, but we do know that by 1902 it was as little as 1/400 of a grain of cocaine per ounce of syrup. Coca-Cola didn't become completely cocaine-free until 1929, but there was scarcely any of the drug left in the drink by then:

By Heath's calculation, the amount of ecgonine [an alkaloid in the coca leaf that could be synthesized to create cocaine] was infinitesimal: no more than one part in 50 million. In an entire year's supply of 25-odd million gallons of Coca-Cola syrup, Heath figured, there might be six-hundredths of an ounce of cocaine.

So, yes, at one time there was cocaine in Coca-Cola. But before you're tempted to run off claiming Coca-Cola turned generations of drinkers into dope addicts, consider the following: back in 1885 it was far from uncommon to use cocaine in patent medicines (which is what Coca-Cola was originally marketed as) and other medical potions. When it first became general knowledge that cocaine could be harmful, the backroom chemists who comprised Coca-Cola at the time (long before it became the huge company we now know) did everything they could with the technology they had available at the time to remove every trace of cocaine from the beverage. What was left behind (until the technology improved enough for it all to be removed) wasn't enough to give a fly a buzz.

The world's most expensive ad.

2009-06-04T13:51:00.000-07:00

Now that i'm on with world's this and world's that, i thought i might as well post the world's most expensive ad. =D

I personally love this ad, why don't you guys check out the video below?

New Honda commercial in the UK. Very important that you understand: There are no computer graphics or digital tricks in the film. Everything you see really happened in real time exactly as you see it.

The film took 606 takes. On the first 605 takes, something, usually very minor, didn't work. They would then have to set the whole thing up again.

The crew spent weeks shooting night and day. The film cost six million dollars and took three months to complete including a full engineering of the sequence.

In addition, it's two minutes long so every time Honda airs the film on British television, they're shelling out enough dough to keep any one of us in clover for a lifetime. Honda executives figure the ad will soon pay for itself simply in "free" viewings (Honda isn't paying a dime to have you watch this commercial!).

When the ad was pitched to senior executives, they signed off on it immediately without any hesitation — including the costs.

There are six and only six hand-made Accords in the world. To the horror of Honda engineers, the filmmakers disassembled two of them to make the film.

Everything you see in the film (aside from the walls, floor, ramp, and complete Honda Accord) are parts from those two cars.

When the ad was shown to Honda executives, they liked it and commented on how amazing computer graphics have gotten. They fell off their chairs when they found out it was for real.

The world's biggest burger!

2009-05-30T15:48:00.000-07:00

Would you like fries with that?

Hungry!?

A 6 lb. Burger. Where's the beef? It's at a Pennsylvania pub that serves the world's biggest burger — weighing in at NINE lip-smacking pounds! That's nowhopper — you can actually get this meat monster for $23.95, loaded with all the fixings: Two whole tomatoes, a half-head of lettuce, 12 slices of American cheese, a full cup of peppers, two entire onions, plus, a river of mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard.

Some very interesting shopping bags!

2009-05-24T19:40:00.000-07:00

These are some very ineteresting shopping bags with some great concepts.

Headlines from newspapers in 1997!

2009-05-20T04:18:00.000-07:00

1. Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

4. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

5. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

6. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

8. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

9. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

10. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

11. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

12. Eye Drops Off Shelf

13. Teachers Strike Idle Kids

14. Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

16. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

17. Miners Refuse to Work after Death

18. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

19. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

20. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter

21. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Times in 10 Years

22. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

23. War Dims Hope for Peace

24. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

25. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

26. Deer Kill 17,000

27. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

28. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

29. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

30. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

31. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

32. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

33. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

34. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

35. Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire

36. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

37. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

38. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

39. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

An Ice palace!

2009-05-18T04:10:00.000-07:00

This is an Ice Palace, Completely made out of ice and snow!

We are very fortunate!

2009-05-12T14:49:00.000-07:00

I came across these pictures and i thought these must be shared will all of you guys.

Do you think you're unfortunate, look at them.

Most of the kids in Africa are malnutritioned.

These people don't even get any formal education. We should be thankful.

You think you've suffered a lot in life?

Stop cribbing about your transportation problems!

If you think you suffer in life, do you suffer as much as he does?

When you feel like giving up, think of this man.

If you think you don't have many friends...

If you think your salary is low, how about her?

If you think you are unhappy, look at them.

Hilarious quotes by George Bush!

2009-05-08T19:19:00.000-07:00

These are some famous quotes by George Bush. Don't you guys think he can try out his hand at stand up comedy? =P

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position."

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign."

"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself."

"The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case."

"If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura."

How to catch a lion?

2009-05-05T08:40:00.000-07:00

Newton 's Method:

Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Implies you caught lion.

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Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.

Now you can trap it easily.

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Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.

If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

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Indian Police Method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .

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George bush method:

Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

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Have you seen this much jewellery on a lady before?

2009-05-01T08:32:00.000-07:00

That's a hell of a lot of gold. One the left is Javed Miandad's son and on the right is Dawood Ibrahim's daughter.

This is why google has been one of the best employers in recent years.

2009-04-26T08:07:00.000-07:00

This is the library at google.Massage chairs!
Is that the spa? =O
The Tech shop! =D
They can play pool as they take a break from work, if they ever do. =P
Google has big boards everywhere. They believe that ideas can originate anywhere!
Doesn't that make you hungry?
They have slides like these and even some poles to come down from the above floor, like fire stations do.
Decompression (stress) capsule that is impermeable to sound and light.

This is why customer care executives get paid so much!

2009-04-21T08:06:00.000-07:00

Check out the suspension of this jeep!

2009-04-18T07:53:00.000-07:00

Isn't this cool!

2009-04-14T00:18:00.000-07:00

On August 7, 2009

Amaze your friends, be the first to tell them:

At five minutes and six seconds after 4 AM on the 7th of August this year, the time and date will be 04:05:06 07/08/09. This will never happen again !

Hilarious quotes!

2009-04-11T07:33:00.000-07:00

A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!
-- Jerry Dennis

"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in."
--Bob Hope Talking About Jack Benny

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
--WC Fields.

"Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper."
--Rex Reed Talking About Marlon Brando

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
--Jeff Marder.

The world's hardest game!

2009-04-08T07:29:00.000-07:00

This is the world's hardest game! Try it and let us know till what level you've reached.

http://www.addictinggames.com/theworldshardestgame.html

You'll get so addicted to the game, you wouldn't believe it. I've played it sometime back and couldn't believe how addicting it was. I reached level 13 or something after which i couldn't go ahead. Let's see if you guys can beat that! =D

Go go go!

Some really funny jokes that will make your tummy go crazy!

2009-04-04T07:13:00.000-07:00

What's the difference between a pope and your boss?

The pope only expects you to kiss his ring. =P

Jack discovered his wife in bed with another man. "What is the meaning of this? Who is this guy?" Jack asked. "That seems a fair question." said his wife rolling over. "What's your name fella?"

A job opening in a candy store reads:

Sales clerk wanted, Diabetic preferred.

One of the funniest jokes i have ever heard:

Doughlas and Miller go hunting one day. As both of them are trying to hunt down a bear, the bear attacks Doughlas. Doughlas is hurt very badly. Miller thinks that his friend is dead. He calls 911. Miller who is fearing the worst tells the operator " My friend was just attacked by a bear. I think he's dead!". The operator says in a clam voice " Don't panic. Let's make sure he's dead before jumping to any conclusions". Some gun shots are heard. Now, Miller asks the operator, " Now what?".

That's it for now folks. Enjoy the jokes!

Heya!

2009-04-02T19:01:00.000-07:00

Thanks for dropping by to this website. I'm sure many of us get very bored sitting on the computer. Well, i made this blog just to eliminate that factor and make it from bored to some FuN! I'll have all sorts of random things here from games, jokes, facts to some interesting stories. I'm sure you guys can easily spend your time and that too by having FuN! once you come here. So it's time to stop talking and time to start posting! I'll be back with some really witty stuff later today. Till then, Ciao.