This is why google has been one of the best employers in recent years.

This is the library at google.Massage chairs!
Is that the spa? =O
The Tech shop! =D
They can play pool as they take a break from work, if they ever do. =P
Google has big boards everywhere. They believe that ideas can originate anywhere!
Doesn't that make you hungry?
They have slides like these and even some poles to come down from the above floor, like fire stations do.
Decompression (stress) capsule that is impermeable to sound and light.

This is why customer care executives get paid so much!

1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer "No."

Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."

Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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3).Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."

Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."

Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."

Customer:: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"

Customer: "No..."
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4).Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support:: ?!%#$
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5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer:: "A white one."
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7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
Customer:: "How do you spell that?"
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8). Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."
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9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Pentium."
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10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
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11).Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
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12).Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
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13). Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"

Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"

Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
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14). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
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15). Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?"
Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."

Tech Support:: "Well?"
Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"
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16). A plain computer illeterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.

Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.

Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem!
All I need is for you to tell me the command.

10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up.

Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!

Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS.
Letme know how it goes.

10 minutes later.

User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?

User: MS-DOS 6.22.
Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.

1 hour later.

User: I need a new power supply.
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?

User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?

User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
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17) customer care officer:I need a product identification no: right now and may I help u in finding it out?
Cust: sure
CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find yourcomputer?

Check out the suspension of this jeep!

Isn't this cool!

On August 7, 2009

Amaze your friends, be the first to tell them:

At five minutes and six seconds after 4 AM on the 7th of August this year, the time and date will be 04:05:06 07/08/09. This will never happen again !

Hilarious quotes!

A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!
-- Jerry Dennis

"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in."
--Bob Hope Talking About Jack Benny

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
--WC Fields.

"Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper."
--Rex Reed Talking About Marlon Brando

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
--Jeff Marder.

The world's hardest game!

This is the world's hardest game! Try it and let us know till what level you've reached.

http://www.addictinggames.com/theworldshardestgame.html

You'll get so addicted to the game, you wouldn't believe it. I've played it sometime back and couldn't believe how addicting it was. I reached level 13 or something after which i couldn't go ahead. Let's see if you guys can beat that! =D

Go go go!

Some really funny jokes that will make your tummy go crazy!

What's the difference between a pope and your boss?

The pope only expects you to kiss his ring. =P

Jack discovered his wife in bed with another man. "What is the meaning of this? Who is this guy?" Jack asked. "That seems a fair question." said his wife rolling over. "What's your name fella?"

A job opening in a candy store reads:

Sales clerk wanted, Diabetic preferred.

One of the funniest jokes i have ever heard:

Doughlas and Miller go hunting one day. As both of them are trying to hunt down a bear, the bear attacks Doughlas. Doughlas is hurt very badly. Miller thinks that his friend is dead. He calls 911. Miller who is fearing the worst tells the operator " My friend was just attacked by a bear. I think he's dead!". The operator says in a clam voice " Don't panic. Let's make sure he's dead before jumping to any conclusions". Some gun shots are heard. Now, Miller asks the operator, " Now what?".

That's it for now folks. Enjoy the jokes!

Heya!

Thanks for dropping by to this website. I'm sure many of us get very bored sitting on the computer. Well, i made this blog just to eliminate that factor and make it from bored to some FuN! I'll have all sorts of random things here from games, jokes, facts to some interesting stories. I'm sure you guys can easily spend your time and that too by having FuN! once you come here. So it's time to stop talking and time to start posting! I'll be back with some really witty stuff later today. Till then, Ciao.