Hilarious quotes!

A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!
-- Jerry Dennis

"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in."
--Bob Hope Talking About Jack Benny

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
--WC Fields.

"Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper."
--Rex Reed Talking About Marlon Brando

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
--Jeff Marder.